Running with the hares, hunting with the hounds

21 August 2008 by churumuri

As the ruling BJP in Karnataka continues with its breathtaking assault on democracy through its euphemistically titled “Operation Lotus”, wooing defectors and making a mockery of the recent elections while grandstanding on “political morality”, Deccan Herald has an editorial:

“Even conceding that the legislators resigned their seats before joining the BJP, does it not amount to an insult to the voters who elected them in the first place?

“Can a ruling party use the loaves of office at its disposal and make a mockery of the Anti-Defection Act? Can democracy survive if legislators begin to think that they can serve their constituencies only if they are in the ruling party?

“Chief Minister B.S. Yediyurappa’s assertion that the legislators are queueing up on their own holds no water as three of the defectors have already been made ministers and there are reports that others will also be suitably accommodated either in the cabinet or as chairmen of boards and corporations.

“There was a general feeling of disgust among the people and sympathy for the BJP when it accused the UPA government at the Centre of disbursing cash-for-votes to win the confidence motion in parliament recently, but what the party is doing in Karnataka is equally vulgar and blatant misuse of money power.”

Read the full editorial: Disturbing moves

Also read: CHURUMURI POLL: Are MLAs deceiving voters?

With sports ministers like this, god tussi great ho

20 August 2008 by churumuri

PRITAM SENGUPTA writes from New Delhi: If the decision of the Congress party to field former chief election commissioner Manohar Singh Gill as a candidate for the Rajya Sabha in 2004 was bad enough, the move to make him a member of the Manmohan Singh ministry in the last reshuffle was worse.

Not only had a body blow been struck on the notional independence of the Election Commission, by dangling carrots before its high officers, it had handed a blanket licence to the BJP to impudently follow suit for eternity: “After all, didn’t the Congress do so too…?”

However, Gill’s record as a sports buff provided some comfort. As a mountaineer, he had trained with Everest hero Tenzing Norgay. He was a reasonable cricketer. And, at least, he was not as dogmatic as his predecessor Mani Shankar Aiyar on matters of sport.

Yet, three incidents in the last ten days give three good reasons to ponder:

# Amit Varma reports that on the day Abhinav Bindra won India’s first individual gold medal in 117 years at the Olympics, India’s Cambridge-educated sports minister grandly said on NDTV: “I congratulate myself and every other Indian.”

Yes, myself and every other Indian.

# When “The Goldfinger” returned to Delhi, The Times of India reports that Gill, who chaperoned Bindra around in the capital, suggested that while he should call on Congress president Sonia Gandhi, it was not necessary to visit the leader of the opposition, L.K. Advani.

However, it is Gill’s latest boo-boo that takes the breath away.

# When Saina Nehwal, the women’s badminton quarter-finalist at the Beijing Olympics, paid a courtesy visit on the minister, Gill greeted the Hyderabad lass heartily. But the 72-year-old minister failed to recognise her coach who was alongside.

Who are you?” Gill is reported to have asked the coach pointblank, leaving all those present dumbstruck and embarrassed.

The coach? Pullela Gopichand, one of only two Indians who have won the All-England Open championships.

Hopefully, when he bumps into Deepika Padukone during one of his many social engagements, Mr Gill won’t ask her father, “Who are you?”

Photograph: courtesy Election Commission

Also read: Say hello to Mani Shankar Aiyar for a real cock-up

You lose some, you gain some in translation

20 August 2008 by churumuri

Girish Karnad, on being elected as a UNESCO world theatre ambassador, in The Hindu:

“I may write in Kannada, but the world only knows me through my English translations. I am an exceptional case in that I translate my own works into English. But Indian literature needs good translations—and translations are especially important for plays and poetry.”

Read the full article: Girish Karnad set for role as theatre envoy

Also read: The mahaan elastic buddhijeevi of the year is…

With so many legs, who on earth needs a tripod?

20 August 2008 by churumuri

On World Photography Day on Tuesday, Karnataka Photo News editor Saggere Ramaswamy captures the great orb preparing to take a dip below the now out-of-use Wellesley Bridge at the island-town of Srirangapatna, the erstwhile lair of the Tiger of Mysore, Tipu Sultan.

Cross-posted on sans serif

Happy birthday, and many happy returns (to us)

19 August 2008 by churumuri

Nagavara Ramarao Narayana Murthy turns 62 on Wednesday, August 20.

churumuri contributor ASHWINI A. sends an e-card to the Infosys chairman—with a wishlist for the year ahead on behalf of her countrymen and countrywomen.

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Dear Shri Narayana Murthy-ravare

Namaskara.

Huttu habbadha subhashayagalu. Here’s wishing you good health, and lots of peace and happiness, and just a bit more prosperity, in the year ahead.

We hope you and your amazing story will continue to inspire millions of Indians to dream big and aim for bigger, higher, nobler things in life.

A birthday is a day to celebrate, and no doubt you do have plenty to celebrate. But a birthday is also a day to look back, circumspect and reorient life’s goals and set new ones. Permit me, therefore, to provide a small reality check.

(On the other hand, if you think this is a devious attempt to spoil your party, please skip the next four paragraphs.)

When the Information Technology “revolution” began a decade-and-half ago, it was touted to eliminate poverty. Clearly, this has not happened. Despite its amazing growth story, the fortunes of the IT Industry still are largely dependent on the falling rupee, cost arbitrage and tax sops provided by the government the industry otherwise loudly abhors.

Worse, Indian IT companies have not attained leadership status and seem to be content with being brilliant foot soldiers. And, importantly, people working in the IT Industry are perceived as greedy, selfish, self-centred individuals with no care or concern for the society they live in.

There’s more, but I do not wish to overstate my case.

Mr. Murthy, the Indian IT Industry is clearly (and badly) in need of your vision, leadership and guidance to address these issues and help play a more meaningful (and inclusive) role in our iniquitous society. You grew Infosys into a multi-billion dollar company literally from scratch. Therefore, is it too much to expect you to apply your magic touch to the Indian IT Industry in this, your 63rd year on the planet?

Happy birthday, Mr Murthy.

Have a lovely day, and have an extra vobattu on me!

ASHWINI A.

Photograph: courtesy DIBYANGSHU SARKAR/AFP/Getty Images

Also read: One question I’m dying to ask Narayana Murthy

Crack the mysteries of Mysore one step at a time

19 August 2008 by churumuri

What’s the Mysore connection to Gujarat? Or the Irish contribution to Mysore? How do you connect to the Mysore Maharaja each time you turn on the tap?

One way of finding out is to revv up your search engine. The other is to take a Royal Walk through one of India’s most pedestrian-friendly cities with Mukta Darera and Nikhil Ponana.

The two-hour walk, every Saturday and Sunday, commences from the main gates of the main Amba Vilas palace at 7.30 am. Email theroyalwalk@gmail.com, or call 9886295353/ 9844489092 for details.

Also read: Why the Queen sold her diamonds and jewels

How we can make Mysore pedestrian-friendly

‘What I told the Cash-for-Votes scam probe panel’

19 August 2008 by churumuri

The following is the full, unexpurgated text of the written statement made by Sudheendra Kulkarni, the former aide to prime minister Atal Behari Vajpayee, and currently aide to Lal Krishna Advani, before the parliamentary committee probing the cash-for-votes scandal on 22 July 2008, the day the trust motion moved by Prime Minister Manmohan Singh came up before the Lok Sabha. Kulkarni deposed as an eye-witness.

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August 14, 2008

To
The Honourable Speaker
Lok Sabha
New Delhi

Subject: The ‘Cash-for-Votes’ scandal in Parliament involving Shri Amar Singh, General Secretary of the Samajwadi Party; Shri Reoti Raman Singh, Samajwadi Party MP; and Shri Ahmed Patel, Political Secretary to the Congress President on  July 22

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Honourable Sir,

I am submitting the following written submission to you as an eye-witness in the “Cash-for-Votes” scandal that rocked Parliament and shocked the nation on July 22.

I have been an activist of the Bharatiya Janata Party since 1996. Between 1998 and 2004 I served as an aide to Prime Minister Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee. I am also a regular columnist in The Indian Express and several other newspapers. Both in my capacity as a political activist and as a columnist, I have endeavoured to serve the cause of secular nationalism, democracy and public good without fear or favour and to the best of my abilities.

Consequent to the withdrawal of the Left parties’ support to the UPA Government on July 8 over the Indo-US nuclear deal, I was deeply agitated by the unethical and fraudulent manner in which the UPA Government started to cobble up majority support. Well before the ‘Cash-for-Votes’ scandal broke out on July 22, I gave expression to my angry feelings and agitated thoughts in two columns (‘From ‘Lal Salaam to Dalal Salaam’, July 13, 2008 and ‘Polluting Parliamentary Democracy’, July 20, 2008).

After the scandal broke out, I wrote about it in three consecutive columns. (‘Where is the Proof?’ Asked the PM, July 27 2008; ‘Parliament on Sale’, August 3 2008; and Solzhenitsyn, Lies and Videotape, August 10, 2008). I have attached these columns just to draw your attention to the source of my inspiration for my involvement as a facilitator in the whistle-blowing operation by three BJP MPs—Shri Ashok Argal, Shri Mahavir Baghora and Shri Faggan Singh Kulaste—to expose the ‘Cash-for-Votes’ scandal.

In the fortnight before the trust vote on July 22, it was obvious to every political observer in the national capital that senior leaders of the Congress and Samajwadi Party were trying to lure non-UPA MPs into supporting the UPA Government. At around 11.30 am on July 21, I received a call from Suhail Hindustani, who said, “Bhai Sahab, do something. Over a dozen BJP MPs are being targeted. Huge amounts of money are being offered to get them to switch over.” I have known Suhail, who is also called Raja Hindustani, for many years. He was an activist of the BJP’s Yuva Morcha and, later during the NDA Government, worked closely with Shri Shahnawaz Hussain when he became a Union Minister.

I asked Suhail for the names of the BJP MPs and phoned him back a little later to say that I wanted me (sic) to meet him at the earliest for more details. He told me that he had many reliable contacts in the “market” (where middlemen are involved in wheeling and dealing). I asked him, “Aap ki pahunch kahan tak hain? (How high are your contacts?). He said, “Right up to Ahmed Patelji and Amar Singhji.”

I then asked Suhail, “What is your motive in giving all this information to me?” His reply gladdened me. He told me about his family background — how his grandfather was a staunch nationalist who refused to migrate to Pakistan after Partition and worked as a committed worker of the Bharatiya Jana Sangh. “I come from Rajasthan. And I want to be like Maharana Pratap, and not like Man Singh. If I participate in this horse-trading game, I know that I can make a lot of money like any other dalal in the market. But I want to do something good for my country, my qaum and my party.”

I asked Suhail if he would work with a few BJP MPs in a whistle-blowing operation to expose the horse-trading. He agreed enthusiastically.

Later in the evening of July 21, a senior colleague of mine in the BJP informed me that CNN-IBN had agreed to record and telecast the whistle-blowing operation and that Shri Siddharth Gautam, a correspondent with the channel, would soon contact me in this regard. I shortly received a call from Shri Siddharth Gautam and we decided to meet at my temporary residence (17 Balwantrai Mehta Lane).

Shri Argal, Shri Baghora and Shri Kulaste had arrived at my residence. Suhail told me that he was ready to take the MPs to meet Shri Ahmed Patel at the latter’s residence on Willingdon Crescent at 7.30 pm. However, since the CNN-IBN team had not yet arrived, I requested him to get the meeting postponed. He then informed me that he could take the MPs to meet Shri Patel at Le Meridien Hotel at 9.30 pm.

A little after 9.30 pm, Shri Siddharth Gautam, accompanied by his camerman Shri Sudesh arrived at my residence. They fitted hidden cameras behind the shirts worn by Shri Kulaste and Shri Baghora. Thereafter, Suhail took them Le Meridien Hotel. The CNN-IBN team and I tailed them in another car, which was parked outside the hotel. After about 40 minutes, Suhail came out along with the two MPs to say that Shri Patel had already left the hotel.

I then asked Suhail to reach his contacts in the Samajwadi Party.  Meanwhile, I accompanied the two MPs and the CNN-IBN team to go to the residence of Shri Argal at 4 Ferozshah Road. Here I met two more persons from CNN-IBN. One of them introduced himself as Shri Saif Kidwai, a producer with the channel. I do not know the name of the fourth member of the team. Shri Siddharth Gautam and his colleagues fitted hidden video and audio devices in the drawing room in Shri Argal’s house. There was also a listening device in an adjoining room.

Soon after midnight, Suhail brought Shri Reoti Raman Singh to Shri Argal’s house. Our three MPs were closeted with Shri Reoti Raman Singh for about 30 minutes in the drawing room. I sat with the CNN-IBN team in the adjoining room.

After Shri Reoti Raman Singh left, our three MPs told me about the conversation, the gist of which was as follows:

Shri Reoti Raman Singh had offered to take the three BJP MPs to meet Shri Amar Singh at the latter’s residence (27 Lodhi Estate) if they were agreeable to support the UPA Government. He also said that the “amount” to be paid to the MPs for doing so would be decided by Shri Amar Singh himself. The meeting with Shri Amar Singh could not take place that night since it was already too late. However, Shri Reoti Raman Singh said that the meeting could be arranged in the morning.

All of us left Shri Argal’s house at around 3 am and re-assembled at 7 am. About an hour later, in the morning of July 22, Suhail told me that he had telephonically contacted Shri Reoti Raman Singh, who said that Shri Amar Singh was waiting for the MPs at his residence. Accordingly, two MPs—Shri Argal and Shri Kulaste—left for Shri Amar Singh’s house along with Suhail. Shri Baghora could not go with them due to some prior engagement.

I asked Shri Siddharth Gautam if the two MPs or Suhail should go to Shri Amar Singh’s house with hidden cameras. He advised against this, saying it was risky since the SP leader was “well-versed with sting operations”. He told me that he would go ahead with a camera in a separate car to 27 Lodhi Estate to record the entry and exist of the MPs at Shri Amar Singh’s residence.

The two MPs and Suhail returned to Shri Argal’s residence at around 11 am. Sidharth and his colleague Saif also returned separately.

Shri Argal, Shri Kulaste and Suhail told me about the gist of their conversation with Shri Amar Singh:

The SP leader received them warmly and told them that he had already “managed” the support of 275-285 MPs. However, he would pay them, and also Shri Baghora, Rs 3 crore each if they abstained from the trust vote. He asked them to carry with them a token amount of Rs one crore, but the two MPs declined, saying that the money could be sent to Shri Argal’s house through an emissary. The remaining amount of Rs 8 crore, Shri Amar Singh assured them, would be paid to them after the trust vote. He also promised to send the token amount with his assistant within 10-15 minutes. During their meeting, Shri Amar Singh phoned Shri Ahmed Patel and said, “I have three more Kamals (Lotuses) here.” He gave the phone to the two MPs to speak to Shri Patel.

Within about 15 minutes, Suhail came into the adjoining room to inform me that an emissary of Shri Amar Singh, who identified himself as Sanjeev Saxena, had come with a token amount to be handed over to our MPs. He also mentioned that Saxena was accompanied by a young person in yellow shirt with long sleeves, adding that he (Suhail) had seen him both outside Shri Amar Singh’s gate and also inside. According to Suhail, this person, who carried the bag with an amount of Rs. 1 crore, appeared to be a member of Shri Amar Singh’s staff.

The emissary’s conversation with the MPs in the drawing room could be heard in the listening device in the adjoining room. The emissary left after about 20 minutes. It was only after his departure that the CNN-IBN team and I entered the drawing room to see our MPs in an exuberant mood. They showed a bag containing an amount of Rs. 1 crore, in ten bundles of Rs. 10 lakh each.

The CNN-IBN team filmed the serial numbers of the first and the last currency notes in the ten bundles. Shri Siddharth Gautam then interviewed with his regular camera the three MPs in the drawing room, with the amount of Rs. 1 crore displayed on the table. Although I was not in the room when the interview was being conducted, I could watch it by standing outside the door. Once the entire recording was over, the mood in the drawing hall turned celebratory.

The CNN-IBN team thanked the MPs, Suhail and me for our cooperation. We in turn thanked them for doing a highly professional job with commendable enthusiasm. I could make out from the triumphant mood of Shri Siddharth Gautam and his colleagues that they felt that they had achieved the biggest scoop of their careers, which was evident in Shri Siddharth Gautam’s own introduction to the promo that he shot with the bundles of cash and the three MPs in the background. In the intro he said, “For the first time in the history of Indian Parliament, CNN-IBN has captured on camera the proof of horsetrading of MPs…”

Both at night and in the morning, Shri Siddharth Gautam was in regular touch with his seniors in the CNN-IBN headquarters. After consulting with them, he told me that the entire recording would be telecast “within 2-3 hours”. More specifically, he assured that the telecast would start within a few minutes of the MPs displaying the currency notes inside Parliament.

The CNN-IBN team left Shri Argal’s house at around 12.30 pm. I asked Suhail to go Jaipur, his hometown, for a few days. After resting in Shri Argal’s house for some time, I left for Parliament to watch the trust-vote debate.

The information provided in this submission is factual, genuine and authentic. I believe that the truth about this murky scandal, which has lowered the prestige of the Indian Parliament, must be established on the basis of the abundant and irrefutable proof already available, and the guilty must be punished, through an impartial and thorough inquiry.

Regards,

Yours sincerely,

Sudheendra Kulkarni

17 Balwantrai Mehta Lane
New Delhi – 110 001

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Postscript: After a long delay, CNN-IBN telecast the programme on the ‘Cash-for-Votes’ tapes on 11 August 2008. I would like to place on record my observation and belief that the channel has been less than truthful to its own investigation. It has concealed the truth about the involvement Shri Amar Singh and Congress leaders in the scandal by suppressing important sections of the recorded material.

For example, CNN-IBN has showed no clips of the meetings in Le Meridien Hotel, where Suhail had accompanied two BJP MPs to meet Shri Ahmed Patel. I wonder if it has submitted any tapes to the parliamentary committee about the Meridien part of the investigation.

CNN-IBN’s original alibi for not telecasting the tapes was that its investigation was “incomplete”. It is strange that between July 22 and August 11, it never deemed it necessary to contact either me or my colleague Suhail Hindustani for any questions related to further investigation in the matter. Suhail has affirmed this to me.

As submitted earlier in this letter, Suhail had told me that a person in yellow shirt who carried the amount of Rs. 1 crore, and accompanied Sanjeev Saxena to Shri Argal’s house, was also present at Shri Amar Singh’s house. He is clearly seen with Saxena in Shri Argal’s house in the programme telecast by CNN-IBN. He may perhaps be there on the tape submitted to the parliamentary committee, but the channel has not shown his presence near Shri Amar Singh’s house. If the tape actually shows his presence near Shri Amar Singh’s house, then it is an additional and crucial piece of evidence of Shri Amar Singh’s involvement in this scandal. His identity and role must be properly probed.

Also read: Was CNN-IBN right not to air Amar Singh sting?

CNN-IBN clarifies on role in cash-for-votes sting

Arun Jaitley: Channel tunnel vision

What Suhail Hindustani told cash-for-votes panel

What Suhail Hindustani told cash-for-votes panel

19 August 2008 by churumuri

The following is the English translation of the affidavit filed in Hindi by Suhail Ahmed, alias Suhail Hindustani, alias Raja Hindustani, the alleged go-between in the cash-for-votes scandal that rocked Parliament on July 22 on how the sting operation unfolded. (The translated version was emailed by Sudheendra Kulkarni to media organisations.)

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12 August 2008

To
The Honourable Speaker
Lok Sabha
New Delhi

Subject: Witness statement in the ‘Cash-for-Votes’ scandal in Parliament on July 22, 2008 involving Shri Amar Singhji, General Secretary of the Samajwadi Party, Shri Ahmed Patelji, Political Secretary to the Congress President, and Shri Reoti Raman Singhji, MP and Samajwadi Party leader

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Honourable Sir,

I am submitting this statement to your Honourable Self as a witness in the recent “Cash-for-Votes” scandal that rocked Parliament on July 22, 2008. All the information contained in this statement is based on Truth, and nothing but Truth, and I say this by invoking the name of Allah or God Almighty. My life is in threat, but I am ready to sacrifice my life for the Truth contained in this statement. My only wish is that my body may be buried near the Jama Masjid adjoining Parliament.

Let me introduce myself as a devoted Muslim and a patriotic Indian. My original name was Suhail Ahmed, which I later changed to Suhail Hindustani. I am a small-scale trader of gems and jewelry. I had a shop (Bobby Emporium, Shop No.6) in the shopping arcade of Janpath Hotel in New Delhi, which was closed down in April 2008. I hail from Jaipur. My parents and other members of my family live in Jaipur.

For the past nearly 15 years, I am also active as an ordinary social and political worker of the BJP. For many years I was a karyakarta in the BJP’s Yuva Morcha and have worked closely with Shri Shahnawaz Hussainji, MP, when he was a minister in Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayeeji’s Government. My family in Rajasthan has a long association with the BJP and the Jana Sangh. My grandfather was indeed known as Shri Sageer Mian Janasanghi Peeli Topiwale, who worked in Tonk and Ajmer Sherif.

I have lived most of my life in Delhi in the official residence of some MP or the other. Besides my business, I do small errands and liaisoning work for MPs belonging to various parties. This, combined with the fact that I move around mostly in North Avenue and South Avenue, has enabled me to develop close acquaintances with people in various political parties and also with some in business circles. As a result, I have acquired good ground-level knowledge of the political developments in the corridors of power.

In early July, after the communist parties withdrew support to the UPA Government, the “market” (as the place for political wheeling-dealings is called) was abuzz with talk that opposition MPs would be offered huge amounts as bribes to either vote for the Government or abstain from voting. Some of the middlemen contacted me to find out if I knew any “plots” (codeword for MPs willing to cross-over for a consideration). I would ask them how much “paper” (codeword for the bribe amount) was on offer. Their reply — namely, that the amount was in the neighbourhood of Rs 20-25 crore — took me by surprise.

I had been closely following the debate on the nuclear deal. From what I understood of the issue, I came to the conclusion that it was not in India’s interests and that it was a sell-out to America. In particular, I was well aware of the strongly critical sentiments about the nuclear deal, and about the US President George Bush, that prevailed in my (Muslim) community. I was therefore angry that, in its bid to go ahead with the nuclear deal, the UPA Government was indulging in horse-trading in order to save itself in the trust vote.

Around this time, I came to know from the “market” that a large number (over 15) of BJP and NDA MPs were being targeted by Shri Ahmed Patelji, Shri Amar Singhji and other leaders of the Congress and Samajwadi Party. I felt that the victory of Dr Manmohan Singhji’s Government through defections from the BJP was neither good for the country nor good for the Party I support.

On July 17, I left for Bangalore by an Air Deccan flight for three days on some personal work. I returned to Delhi on July 20 by a morning Air Deccan flight and booked a room (no. 307) in the India Islamic Centre to conduct my operations from there. I contacted Shri S.P. Guptaji, an IAS officer of Haryana cadre who works closely with Shri Bhupinder Singh Hoodaji, Chief Minister of Haryana. He is the chief administrator of the Housing Board of Haryana. He was with me for over an hour at the coffee shop of the India Islamic Centre. He took the list of MPs from me and said, “I don’t want any money in this deal. But if your list of MPs is pucca, I will take you to meet Shri Hoodaji and Shri Ahmed Patelji, who will discuss the deal with you.”

While I was at the India Islamic Centre, a mushaira was being organised in the evening at the Centre’s auditorium. I met Shri Uday Pratap Singhji, a Samajwadi Party MP, (also known as ‘Guruji’, since he is known as the Guru of Shri Mulayam Singh Yadav) outside the auditorium. I have great regard for him as an elderly politician who is wise and experienced. I told him that I had a list of opposition MPs who could be approached to support the Government, and added, “Mera kuchh kaam kar do, Guruji,” (Guruji, please do me a favour.) When I gave him the list, he told me that this work was being handled by Shri Amar Singhji and that I should contact him through Shri Reoti Raman Singhji. Shri Uday Pratap Singhji took my number and said that Shri Reoti Raman Singhji would call me on my mobile.

It was at this time that I decided to do something big in life to expose the scandal of bribing MPs by pretending to act as a middleman.

On July 21, at around 11.30 am, I phoned Shri Sudheendra Kulkarniji, a senior BJP activist who was OSD in the PMO when Shri Vajpayeeji was the Prime Minister. (His mobile number is 9810*****2). I have considerable respect for him due to my acquaintance with him when he used to live in the party full-timers’ rooms in the BJP headquarters at 11 Ashoka Road. He now works with Shri Advaniji. Therefore, I felt that he was the right person for me to convey the message that over a dozen BJP MPs were being approached by Congress-SP leaders.

Shri Kulkarniji took the names of BJP MPs from me and called me back in an hour’s time to say that he wanted me to meet him as soon as possible.

In the afternoon, at around 1.30 pm, Shri Guptaji phoned me and asked me to meet him at Claridges Hotel. He promised to arrange my meeting with Shri Ahmed Patelji. As we were having soup in the restaurant, two persons came to meet us — Shri Lovely Singh (son of Shri Buta Singhji, former Home minister and Governor of Bihar) and Shri Aman Arora, who was introduced as Shri Lovely Singh’s friend. They came in a black-coloured Honda CRB car. They asked me about the list of “Plots” (MPs) I had and questioned me about my contacts in the BJP. Shri Guptaji prepared the list as per the names mentioned by me. Soon thereafter, Shri Lovely Singh put a call through to Shri Ahmed Patelji from his mobile and gave it to me to speak to him. Shri Patelji asked me to come to his house at 23 Willingdon Crescent at 7.30 pm along with my “Plots”. When I asked Shri Lovely Singh and Shri Aman Arora about their mobile number, both of them gave, strangely, the same number: 989******0.

Thereafter, I met Shri Kulkarniji and I gave him all the information I had. After posing many searching questions to me, he asked me, “What is your motive in giving this information to me?” Since I am from Rajasthan, I said, “I want to be Maharana Pratap, and not Mansingh. Raja Mansingh accepted the Mughal rule and, therefore, very few people in Rajasthan honour him today. In contrast, Maharana Pratap wandered in jungles, slept on the floor and ate rotis made of grass but did not surrender his self-respect before the Mughals. Therefore, tens of thousands of people gather every year to pay homage to him on his birth anniversary. I have seen this contrast with my own eyes.”

I told Shri Kulkarniji that I recalled these contrasting images when I was faced with two diametrically opposite options: either to pocket a few crore rupees by betraying the country and acting as a dalal in the horse-trading of MPs, or to show courage and earn the blessings of Allah.”

My words increased the trust and confidence that Shri Kulkarniji had developed in me. He then asked me if I would facilitate the whistle-blowing operation by a few BJP MPs to expose the bribery scandal. I readily and enthusiastically agreed. He asked me, “Aap ki pahunch kahan tak hai?” (How high-level are your contacts?). I offered to take the MPs to Shri Ahmed Patelji and Shri Amar Singhji. I told him that I had come to know from my contacts in the “market” that both were active in settling deals with non-UPA MPs willing to defy their respective party whips and support the Government.

Late in the afternoon of July 21, Shri Kulkarniji introduced me to three BJP Members of Parliament (Lok Sabha) — Shri Ashok Argalji, Shri Mahavir Baghoraji and Shri Faggan Singh Kulasteji. Shri Kulkarni also told me that a team from CNN-IBN was coming soon to work closely with the three MPs, record their whistle-blowing operation and telecast it.

My contacts in the Congress and SP circles were excited when I told them that three BJP MPs were willing to cross over. As mentioned earlier, Shri Lovely Singh had arranged my meeting with Shri Ahmed Patelji at 7.30 pm at the latter residence on Willingdon Crescent. Since the CNN-IBN team had not yet arrived, I requested for the meeting to be rescheduled. I was then informed that I could bring the MPs to meet Shri Ahmed Patelji to Le Meridien Hotel.

The CNN-IBN team, comprising Shri Siddharth Gautam, reporter, and Shri Sudesh, cameraman, arrived at Shri Kulkarniji’s residence at around 10.00 pm. They fitted hidden cameras behind the shirts worn by Shri Kulasteji and Shri Baghoraji, after which I took them to Meridien Hotel at around 11.00 pm. All three of us were driving in Shri Kulasteji’s vehicle bearing the MP’s label.  Shri Argalji stayed behind at Shri Kulkarniji’s residence.

Upon reaching the hotel, Shri Lovely Singh told me that Shri Ahmed Patelji had left about 10 minutes earlier after having waited for the BJP MPs for quite some time. There were many Congress leaders in the lobby of the Hotel and the atmosphere was that of a ‘Ghodon ki Mandi’ (horses’ market). I am constrained to state here that, in CNN-IBN’s August 11 telecast of its sting operation on the ‘Cash-for-Votes’ scandal, the channel hid the information from its viewers that the visit to Meridien Hotel was to meet Shri Ahmed Patelji. The channel also showed no clips of the Congress leaders whom the two BJP MPs and I met in the hotel lobby.

From Meridien, we drove back to the residence of Shri Ashok Argalji at 4 Ferozshah Road.  Apart from Shri Argalji and Shri Kulkarniji, I met two other persons from CNN-IBN there. One was Shri Saif Kidwai, who introduced himself as a producer, and a colleague of his whose name I do not know. Shri Siddharth Gautam of CNN-IBN told us that instead of going out to meet anybody with hidden cameras, it was better to invite the person to a safe room since the quality of recording would be much better. Accordingly, his team fitted cameras behind curtains in the drawing room in Shri Argalji’s house, and a listening device in an adjoining room.

After our failure to meet Shri Ahmed Patelji, I focused my efforts on meeting Shri Amar Singhji. When I contacted Shri Reoti Raman Singhji at his residence (telephone no: 2378 2233) from my mobile (no. 999******0), he agreed to meet the three BJP MPs at Shri Argalji’s house. Shri Reoti Raman Singhji came at around 12.30. I introduced him to the three MPs. He told them that their interests would be taken care of if they agreed to support the Government. The MPs asked him how much they would be paid. He replied that the amount would be decided by Shri Amar Singhji and promised to take them to meet the SP leader. This entire meeting and conversation has been recorded by the CNN-IBN team on their hidden cameras.

During this meeting, I was partly inside Shri Argalji’s drawing room and partly in the adjoining room where Shri Siddharth Gautam, Shri  Saif Kidwai, Shri Sudesh and the fourth member from the CNN-IBN team were listening to the conversation in the drawing room. Shri Kulkarniji was also present in the adjoining room.

Since it was late in the night, the MPs refused to go to Shri Amar Singhji’s house. However, Shri Reoti Raman Singhji phoned me the next morning, on July 22, and said that Shri Amar Singhji was waiting for the MPs at his residence (27 Lodhi Estate). Accordingly, I accompanied two MPs—Shri Argalji and Shri Kulasteji—to Shri Amar Singhji’s residence. I was wearing green half-trousers and a white t-shirt. Shri Baghoraji stayed behind at 4 Ferozshah Road. This was around 10 am.

We drove in a white Maruti Zen (DL 5CC 7218). My friend Hashmat Ali was driving the car. I was sitting on the front seat next to the driver’s. Shri Argalji and Shri Kulasteji were sitting on the back seats. Shri Sidharth Gautam told us that he would travel ahead of us in a CNN-IBN car and capture on his camera our entry into, and exit out of, Shri Amar Singhji’s house.

Shri Amar Singhji welcomed the three of us warmly and treated us to dates and dry grapes. He was wearing white pyjama and a kurta of sky-blue colour. Thanking me for bringing the two MPs to meet him, he claimed that he had already “managed” the support of 275-285 MPs to ensure the survival of the UPA Government. Nevertheless, since Shri Reoti Raman Singhji had arranged the meeting, he would pay Rs. 3 crore to each MP if they abstained from the trust vote. At this point, Shri Argalji and Shri Kulasteji mentioned to him that they had one more BJP MP willing to abstain. Shri Amar Singhji told them that he would pay the same amount to Shri Baghoraji.

After this, Shri Amar Singhji spoke to somebody and informed that person that three more BJP MPs had agreed to abstain from voting. Once the conversation was over, he told us, “Aap ke baare mein main ne PM ko bata diya hai.” (I have informed the PM about you.) He then phoned Shri Ahmed Patelji from his mobile and said, “I have three more Kamals (Lotuses) here.” He made the two MPs speak to Shri Ahmed Patelji. From the conversation I could make out that Shri Amar Singhji and Shri Ahmed Patelji were working in a coordinated manner.

Shri Amar Singhji offered to pay the MPs a token amount of Rs. one crore and asked them to carry it with them. Shri Argalji and Shri Kulasteji said, “Hum nahin le jayenge. Bahar mediawalen khade hain.” (We won’t take it with us since mediapersons are standing outside your house.) Shri Amar Singhji then promised to send the amount with his assistant, Shri Sanjeev Saxena, within 10-15 minutes. The remaining amount of Rs. 8 crore, he assured them, would be paid to them after the trust vote.

As we were coming out of his drawing room, I told Shri Amar Singhji, “Thakur Sahab, aap Thakur ho kar Marwadi ki tarah baat karte ho. Teen karod to bahut kum rakam hain.” (Thakur Sahab, being a Thakur you are talking like a Marwadi. Three crores is too small an amount.) He smiled at me and said, “Aap der se aaye. Raat ko MPs ko le aate to Ahmedbhai bhi yahin pe the.” (You came late. If you had brought the MPs last night, Ahmed Patel was also here and they would have met him.” I then asked him, “Thakur Sahab, mera kya hoga?” (What about my share?) He said, “Aap ka saamaan hum ne Golf Course mein rakha hai. Vahan jaa ke utha lena.” (Your amount is kept at Golf Course. Pick it up from there.)

While entering Shri Amar Singh’s house, I had seen Shri Siddharth Gautam and his colleague Shri Saif Kidwai. Also present were reporters and cameramen from several other TV channels. While I was inside Shri Amar Singhji’s drawing room, Shri Siddharth Gautam (his mobile no. is 989******1) phoned me on my mobile (999******0) and said, “Please tell me what time you are leaving Shri Amar Singh’s house, so that I’ll be ready to shoot your car coming out of the house. I want to tell you that a lot of other mediapersons are also standing here.” This can be checked from my mobile call records and those of Shri Siddharth Gautam. We left Shri Amar Singh’s house at 10.48 am.

We left Shri Amar Singhji’s house to return to Shri Argal’s house at around 10.30 am. Within 15 minutes, his assistant Shri Sanjeev Saxena, accompanied by a well-built person, arrived at 4 Ferozshah Road in a white Gypsy car no. DL-3C-S-8562. The number was noted by a member of Shri Argalji’s staff. Before ushering Shri Saxena and his colleague (who was carrying two pistols hidden behind his clothes) into the drawing room, I told him, “Meri Shri Amar Singhji se baat karao, yeh maal bahut kum hai. Hum is par sauda nahin karenge.” (Make me speak to Shri Amar Singhji, because this amount is too small. We’ll not do not do the deal at this rate.”) Shri Saxena put the call through to Shri Amar Singhji, who told me that he would double the rate to Rs 6 crore per MP. “If this is acceptable, the deal is on. Otherwise, I’ll ask my man to return immediately.”

I replied that the deal was acceptable. However, I did not have the time to communicate this part of the conversation with Shri Amar Singhji (about the rate being hiked from Rs. 3 crore to Rs. 6 crore) to the three MPs (who were inside the drawing room) as the next stage of the operation took place swiftly.

I then ushered Shri Saxena and his colleague into the drawing room in Shri Argal’s house, which had already been bugged by the CNN-IBN team with hidden cameras. His colleague was wearing a yellow-coloured shirt with long sleeves. I had seen this person, who looked like a security guard, at Shri Amar Singh’s house. He was carrying a small revolver hidden beneath his shirt. Shri Saxena had carried the money in a dark green bag and removed ten bundles of Rs. 10 lakhs each, most of it in currency notes of Rs. 1000, and placed them on a table.

After this, Shri Argalji introduced Shri Baghoraji to Shri Saxena as the third MP. Shri Baghoraji wanted to speak to Shri Amar Singhji for direct confirmation of the remaining amount to be paid. Shri Saxena tried to connect Shri Amar Singhji’s telephone number, which was repeatedly coming engaged. Finally, he got all three MPs to speak to Shri Amar Singhji. After this, I asked Shri Saxena for his mobile number, saying that I would like to remain in touch with him in future for any “chhota-mota kaam”. The number that Shri Saxena gave me was 981******9. The CNN-IBN team has recorded these happenings on its hidden cameras.

After Shri Sanjeev Saxena left Shri Argal’s house, the CNN-IBN team filmed the serial numbers of the first and the last currency notes in the ten bundles. Shri Siddharth Gautam then interviewed with his regular camera the three MPs in the drawing room, with the amount of Rs. 1 crore displayed on the table. Shri Kulkarniji and I were not in the room when the interview was being conducted. But we watched it by standing outside near the door.

Thereafter, the three MPs packed the amount in two separate bags and left for Parliament. By this time, mediapersons had already started to arrive at Shri Argalji’s house. I, therefore, quietly sneaked out of the house, took a local bus to Dhaula Kuan, from where I boarded another bus at 2.30 pm to go to Jaipur. I arrived in Jaipur at around 7.30 pm.

I watched TV at around 8.00 pm and learnt that the Government had won the trust vote by securing 275 votes in its favour with 256 votes against and 10 abstentions. I was deeply disappointed. I switched to CNN-IBN to see if it was showing the tape of the sting operation. Although the channel was showing (indeed, all other channels were showing) the three MPs displaying the notes inside Parliament, there was no sign of the sting tape. I asked some people if the channel had shown the tape earlier. They had no knowledge of it. My disappointment and anger knew no bounds. I felt that the channel had betrayed the trust of the three MPs as well as the trust of all those who had facilitated the exposure of this bribery scandal.

All the information in this statement is true and factual. I am ready to be cross-examined by your Honourable Self or by the members of the inquiry committee appointed by you.

With kind regards,

Yours sincerely,

Suhail Hindustani

213 A, MS Flats Quarters
Opposite R.M.L. Hospital
Baba Kharak Singh Marg
New Delhi – 1100 001

***

Also read: Was CNN-IBN right not to air Amar Singh sting?

CNN-IBN clarifies on role in cash-for-votes sting

Arun Jaitley: Channel tunnel vision

Sudheendra Kulkarni: What I told the cash-for-votes scam probe panel

‘Globalisation + Localisation = Humanisation’

19 August 2008 by churumuri

Thomas L. Friedman, the New York Times‘ three-time Pulitzer Prize winning foreign affairs columnist, speaking at the Indian School of Business, Hyderabad.

“Rural India and rural China are primed to join the flat world. The technology is there. The IT revolution has arrived in many ways. What hasn’t come is the ET revolution: the Energy Technology revolution, where we can get clean, green distributed power. What you are going to see is the flattening of the world extend at incredible clip to every rural village in India, China, Brazil. The world will truly become flat when IT meets ET.”

Also read: ‘If the Tatas desire to make India better…’

Bangalored on the fourth of July

The highway hogs you don’t want to mess with

18 August 2008 by churumuri

Balarama, Vijaya, Arjuna, Gajendra, Sarala and Abhimanyu arrive at Veeranahosahalli near Hunsur on Monday, as they begin their long trudge by foot (and on wheels) to take part in the Dasara festivities in Mysore.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Also read: A people’s festival? Or a festival of gods and kings?

Chaltha hai. Hogli bidi. Good karma. Bad karma.

18 August 2008 by churumuri

E.R. RAMACHANDRAN writes: How is it that our towns and villages are happily ravaged by floods every monsoon? Or rumour of a landslide can result in a stampede at a shrine?

How is it that bus drivers can race against a moving train at railway level crossings? Or a busload of school children can meet a watery grave? Or a whole classroom can be roasted alive?

Most of these ghastly incidents are avoidable. But looking at the sickening regularity with which they dot our newspapers and television screens, you have to wonder whether we learn any lessons at all.

I doubt it.

On the other hand, what is our reaction most times?

1. Chaltha hai: We are a developing country; these things happen because we are not disciplined and the administration is slovenly and has a ‘couldn’t care less’ attitude.

2. Karma: You can’t avoid death. People pay for their past deeds in earlier birth and we can’t do anything except await our own turn.

3. Corruption: The fitness of vehicles; the validity of licenses; overloaded vehicles; coracles bursting with tourists run by kids who themselves can’t swim. There is no rule that can’t be bent for a price.

4. Rules are not for us: Be it the rich kid who gets drunk and nonchalantly mows down  people with his Land Cruiser™,  or students who go out on a weekend ignore the ‘Dangerous to swim here’ sign and go for a swim only to get drowned.

There could be many more reasons and explanations but life itself has become cheap with death lurking around the corner for school going kids in a bus, for a marriage party in a maxi cab or villagers, and for women and children crossing a swollen river without lifejackets with caution thrown to winds.

We are not even talking of terrorism or communalism in these deaths.

Are we mocking at fate at every given opportunity?

Most of the incidents cited have occurred over the last couple of months. They will happen again and again till something is done about them. How can we stop the countless loss of innocent lives that were out doing what you and I do daily—attending to their chores?

Also read: Does death not count if it ain’t due to terrorism?

CHURUMURI POLL: Can Chiranjeevi do an NTR?

18 August 2008 by churumuri

The political arangetram at 2.38 pm on Sunday, August 17, by Konidela Siva Sankara Vara Prasad alias Chiranjeevi, in Hyderabad, marks the entry of another film star in the “cesspool of Indian politics”. Quoting B.R. Ambedkar, Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa and A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, the 53-year-old “megastar”, son of a police constable, pledged to dedicate the rest of his life to Dalits, the downtrodden and the backward classes. And to turn Andhra Pradesh into a happy and smiling State.

Chiranjeevi’s political ambitions, as Andhra Pradesh enters an election year, alters the poll paradigm in much the same manner as the entry of another thespian 25 years ago: Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao. NTR’s Telugu Desam Party went on to sweep the AP polls ten months later, but does Chiranjeevi, a Kapu, have the same appeal as NTR, a Kamma? Does Chiranjeevi have the draw to romp home or will he only end up eating into the votes of the TDP and the Congress?

Above all, does a film star really have the solutions to the ills of a large State? Or are gullible voters only living their celluloid fantasies, expecting their on-screen demigods to sweep the stables clean?

‘Pity those who do not know Rafi or Kishore’

18 August 2008 by churumuri

M.J. Akbar in Deccan Herald:

“Who can ignore the fact that India’s growth rate was three per cent in the age of melody and is nine per cent in the age of sound?

“The pecking order of the senses has changed along with sensibilities. The ear has surrendered to the foot. You cannot really sing along with most modern Hindi film songs, but you can dance.

“Perhaps the most authentic indicator is the average life of a hit song. Popular music of the sixties and seventies still packs the shelves of shops, and even the fifties get a healthy look-in. Current hits are like floodtides. They swamp the market and then disappear. They are suddenly everywhere, and suddenly nowhere.”

Read the full article: Changing face of melody

Also read: If it sounds good to your ear, it’s Carnatic music

‘Carnatic music can innovate, expand, grow’

It’s a cliche but, truly, music has no boundaries

Every rupee earned takes something out of her

17 August 2008 by churumuri

A bag with sand, a stick stuck in it, a leg pump, and a packet of balloons keep a family afloat on Kempe Gowda Road in Bangalore on Sunday. Tomorrow is another day.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Why Shabana and Saif couldn’t buy an apartment

17 August 2008 by churumuri

Shabana Azmi, five-time national award winning actor turned parliamentarian, in an interview with Karan Thapar’s Devil’s Advocate for CNN-IBN:

# “I could not buy a flat in Bombay because I am a Muslim. If Shabana Azmi and Javed Akhtar cannot buy a flat because of their religion, what are we talking about? The same happened to actor Saif Ali Khan.”

# “Indian Muslims are in a safer place because the Indian Muslim has a stake and space in Indian democracy…. It’s a very huge thing that we are a part of a democracy and Indian Muslims can aspire to become a Shah Rukh Khan or an Irfan Pathan or the President of India, and that makes the Muslims far more hopeful and far less in despair than in other parts of the world.”

# “Politicians promote a stereotypical image of the Muslim community. They don’t allow moderate, liberal Muslim voices to be heard. Whether it is Atal Bihari Vajpayee, whether it is Indira Gandhi, whether it is anybody, the minute it is a Muslim question, you will get the dariwaralas and only all the maulvis to speak.”

# “The polity is unfair to Muslims. So what happens is that only token gestures are made, but real issues are never addressed, as the Rajinder Sachar Committee report shows.”

Also read: ‘Indian polity is being unfair to Muslims’

Sepia Mutiny: Mahmood the atheist

Manu Joseph: Accommodation available, Muslims don’t apply

You’re never too old to tie a rakhi or too young…

16 August 2008 by churumuri

Gangubai Hanagal, the acclaimed Hindustani vocalist, now 96, ties the knot of brotherhood on a tender wrist, on Raksha Bandhan in Hubli, on Saturday.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Also read: ‘Garv se kahon hum Hindustani hain…’

‘If you have a nice home and a Toyota Corolla…’

16 August 2008 by churumuri

Chetan Bhagat, best-selling author of One night @ the call centre and The 3 mistakes of my life, on BBC:

“Money can’t buy everything—it can buy India a lot.

“Imagine if India was a developed country, our biggest problems - poverty, healthcare, infrastructure, child labour - will be gone. Alongside, there will be lesser religious tension or caste differences.

“If you have a nice home and a Toyota Corolla, it is unlikely you will go and riot on the streets.”

Read the full article: Mixed feeling about India’s future

Arre, O samba, kitne aadmi the? A billion sarkar.

16 August 2008 by churumuri

Atop the rocks of Ramanagaram where Gabbar Singh’s laughter sent a shiver down the spines of Sholay-watchers, the three colours flutter.

Ask not what India has done for you but what…

15 August 2008 by churumuri

Bibek Debroy in The Indian Express:

“We may be proud of our glorious past and our glorious future. But we aren’t yet proud of the present, because being proud of the present is tantamount to being proud of the system. We think we are what we are, in spite of the system. We owe nothing to the system. If we have done well, and are relatively rich, we have learnt to manipulate the system, because the system has become malleable.

“In 2004, President Abdul Kalam delivered a speech reminiscent of John Kennedy.

“’You say that our government is inefficient. You say that our laws are too old. You say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. You say that the phones don’t work, the railways are a joke, the airline is the worst in the world, mail never reaches its destination. You say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.

“‘You say, say and say. What do you do about it?’”

Read the full article: August 15, what?

India LXI: Unity in diversity and diversity in unity

14 August 2008 by churumuri

Amulya Ganguli on the Indo-Asian News Service:

“There is little doubt that Indian democracy today represents a unique experiment. There has been nothing so successful on this scale anywhere in the world. India’s distinctiveness lies in the fact that while all the other established democracies see merit in trying to retain their original homogeneous racial and religious characteristics, India proudly flaunts its characteristic of being a mosaic of 4,635 communities speaking in 325 languages and dialects, which is written in 24 scripts. No other country can boast of its currency notes carrying all the 17 “official” languages, with the probability of more being added in the future….

“Historians will say that this “unity in diversity” has always been in India’s DNA. From the Mauryan Emperor Asoka (273 to 232 BC) to the Mughal Emperor Akbar (1556 to 1605) the emphasis of all perceptive rulers has been on assimilation. As India’s first prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru said in his Discovery of India, if the same policies were pursued by a Buddhist and a Muslim emperor separated by 1,700 years, the reason was that the voice of India was speaking through them. It is the same today.”

Read the full article: 61 years on, India triumphs odds

Cartoon: courtesy E.P. Unny / The Indian Express

On a wing and a prayer down the Cauvery river

13 August 2008 by churumuri

It’s a perilous existence for the winged residents and visitors of the Ranganathittu bird sanctuary as the water level surges in the Cauvery following copious rains. To make matters worse, on Wednesday, water from the Krishnaraja Sagar (KRS) reservoir was released on Wednesday.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

A people’s festival? Or a festival of gods & kings?

13 August 2008 by churumuri

PRITHVI DATTA CHANDRA SHOBHI writes from Oakland, California: Shobha Karandlaje, the minister in charge of Mysore district, held two meetings last weekend.

At the first one, a district-level review meeting of officials and people’s representatives at the Zilla Panchayat, she pronounced that the fertilizer crisis was “not serious”.

Then, in a second meeting on the preparations for the Dasara this year, she outlined her grand vision of this year’s festivities.

Let me quote from a report in Star of Mysore:

“Mysore Dasara is very much a personification of kings and Goddess Chamundeshwari, and in this context, the kings of other countries would be invited and felicitated during Dasara.

“Talks have been held with the Union Government for the realisation of this vision, during which a list of the kings and kings of other countries were sought, thus paving the way for a new trend,” she said.

Dasara as the personification of Gods and Kings?

Does the honorable minister not realize we live in a modern, democratic era? Why felicitate kings? Is there any reason to recognize and honour royalty today? It is unconscionable for a democratic representative such as Ms Karandlaje to make such a suggestion.

What bothers me is simply this.

On the one hand, Ms Karandlaje et al seem to be incapable of recognizing the reality that stares them in the face. Hence the reality denying statement on fertilizer crisis. On the other hand, they are keen to take us back to a medieval period.

Do they not even realize how reactionary and backward looking they sound when they speak of honouring kings?

What’s wrong with these people?

Photographs: Karnataka Photo News (left), and Picasa

6 ways to beat the ban, chillax & have some fun

13 August 2008 by churumuri

ARVIND SWAMINATHAN writes from Madras: Ernest Hemingway said early to bed and early to rise and somebody else has all the fun. John Ciardi said early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. James Thurber said early to bed and early to rise makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

So, what can the hard-working, god-fearing, fun-loving, foot-tapping, “skilled labour” of Bangalore do when the police start waving the dhanda, and the moral police the red-and-yellow jhanda before the midnight gong?

Necessity is the maa of invention. The trick is to see the pitcher as half-full not as half empty. As the line goes in Grey’s Anatomy: “If you want something badly enough, if you’re determined enough and appreciate enough, eventually it will happen…”

Here’s what you could do if you want to prove that reality is an optical illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

1) Make a good local friend: Somebody who knows his way around, somebody who believes a thirsty friend in need is a friend indeed. There are plenty of huge, capacious bungalows in and around Bangalore where you could have hard rock, soft lights, and chill out and relax, without throwing up on your neighbour’s table and getting thrashed.

2) Hire a limousine, a driver and a DJ: Pick up your poison, hit the highways, pump up the volume, and head out along the Hyderabad, Madras, Poona or Mysore highways. You might be surprised to see that there is a bit more to Karnataka than Brigade Road and Church Street. Do not forget to carry your personal, autographed copy of L.K. Advani’s My Country, My Life.

3) Start an SMS/ chainmail campaign: Set up a meeting with the HR chaps, tell those nerds that it is high time they changed the office working hours: from 4 am to 2 pm, or 5 am to 3 pm. That will still give you seven clean hours of drinking and partying after a “hard day’s work” to let your hair down before the shutters are pulled down at 11.30 pm.

4) Bring pressure on Nandan and Mohan: The duo have spent a fair bit of their earlier lives on the tiles. Get them to open up the discos on the campuses on weekdays for some real action. Or get ol’ Narayana to threaten the government that “we will have to shift to Hyderabad/ Gurgaon/ Bhubaneshwar” if such “unrealistic puritanism” (sic) continues. (Ha, ha, ha.)

5) Do some virtual partying: Go on the web at 2.35 am, open up a webcam installed at some bar or pub, and buy somebody a drink half way across the world as you listen to some banned music. Home minister V.S. Acharya thinks he “maintains” a blog—drop a comment to show how you bucked his “good intentions” and where you drank at those ungodly hours.

6) Join a pro-Kannada body: Stock up on the read-and-yellow stickers and banners and display them prominently at your party venue. Play classical (Carnatic) music outside. Have some Kannada newspapers lying around when the TV9 crew arrives. When you flip open your wallet, let a picture of Narayana Gowda or Praveen Shetty show up immediately.

Photograph: Karnataka Photo News

Also read: Life is the main cause of death. Do we ban life?

Why don’t we hear of IT men excelling in sports?

Karnataka Rakshana Vedike: Good, bad or sad?

Sign of an alive democracy or a sad mobocracy?

As Pooja Bedi said, a big issue over a small tissue

13 August 2008 by churumuri

Matrimonial advertisement in the Malayalam daily, Mathrubhumi:

“Nair girl, 38, innocent divorcee, only few days married, seeks alliance…”

Life is the chief cause of death. Do we ban life?

12 August 2008 by churumuri

S.R. RAMAKRISHNA writes from Bangalore: Fashion designers and DJs are hardly the sorts you would expect to see at a protest, but they came out on M.G. Road on Sunday to do what the affluent think only the riff raff do: shout slogans and create a hullabaloo.

The event provided us in the media excellent photo ops. It isn’t often that you get to see a street demonstration where well-scrubbed, stylishly dressed people strum guitars and sing songs.

It was, all in all, good fun for everyone.

We all know what brought the glamour gurus out on to the streets: the night curfew that the police have clamped on restaurants and drinking joints, and an order against live music and dancing.

In the 1990s, when the software crowd started streaming into Bangalore, a frequent crib in newspaper columns was that this City did not have an exciting enough nightlife. Bangalore is often considered—and I believe it is—the most Westernised of India’s cities. And this complaint sounded strange to many ears, including mine.

For those not complaining, it meant many new citizens had the inclination, and more importantly, the money, to drink and party every day, and could get quite vocal if they couldn’t. There was no police curfew then, so the new settlers blamed Bangalore’s “small town mindset”, and believed it had yet to grow up to the psychedelic pleasures of the big city.

The crib mostly left the older residents of Bangalore cynical, if not angry.

Their reading was that the brash new lot had no clue about the cultural life that had sustained old Bangalore—its lectures, concerts, literary symposiums, art and music classes…. The new Bangalore knew nothing about Ravindra Kalakshetra, Sri Rama Seva Mandali or the Indian Institute of World Culture.

When Tamil Nadu had banned racing and drinking during MGR’s time, hundreds of middle-class Madras citizens regularly took the Brindavan Express to Bangalore and spent their weekends at the turf club and this city’s watering holes.

They will probably find it unbelievable that Bangalore is shutting its pubs and restaurants at 11.30 pm. And they’d be even more astonished to know who’s forcing the city to go home half an hour before Cinderella’s deadline.

It’s not the moral police, but policemen in uniform, armed with the law.

The police have their arguments: Crime soars if drinking and dancing is allowed beyond the deadline. Brawls break out, and drunk drivers crash. Live bands encourage immorality. Young people ruin themselves at rave parties. And so on and so forth.

Without getting into an argument about whether the City will sink into depravity if it is open beyond 11.30 pm, I am convinced we still have an irrefutable case to keep restaurants open late.

Thousands in this City work through the night, and need to feed themselves at odd hours. Not everyone has the luxury of a canteen. To deprive them of food is not just unfair, it is cruel. Software engineers, BPO employees, cab drivers, journalists, why, even policemen, burn themselves out working odd hours.

They aren’t spoilt brats itching for a fight.

They aren’t dying to get drunk.

For every Nikhil Gowda who goes out and smashes an Empire Hotel, there are thousands who just want to eat a hot meal and go home. Think of them, Mr Police Commissioner, even if you are unmoved by the DJs’ demand for a nightlife.

S.R. Ramakrishna is resident editor Mid-Day, Bangalore

Photograph: Jnanapith award winner Girish Karnad, Rubi Chakravarthy and designer Prasad Bidapa join artists and DJs for a dharna at Gandhi statue in Bangalore on Sunday (Karnataka Photo News)